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candle guy Scented Candle | When I get hot, I start dripping.
candle guy Scented Candle | I wish my problems were as small as my penis.
candle guy Scented Candle | I wish my wallet was as fat as my ass.
candle guy Scented Candle | I wish my problems were as small as my boobs.
candle guy Scented Candle | I’m not a virgin, my life f**ks me everyday.
candle guy Scented Candle | I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.
candle guy Scented Candle | I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.
candle guy Scented Candle | I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
candle guy Scented Candle | I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.
candle guy Scented Candle | I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are still functional.
candle guy Scented Candle | I’m an adult, but not like a real adult.
candle guy Scented Candle | I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
candle guy Scented Candle | I’m not saying I’m smarter than you, I’m just saying you’re dumber than me.
candle guy Scented Candle | Sometimes I wish I was a bird… so I could fly over certain people and poop on their heads.
candle guy Scented Candle | I’m not lazy, just on energy-saving mode.
candle guy Scented Candle | I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
candle guy Scented Candle | Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
candle guy Scented Candle | I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.
candle guy Scented Candle | I don’t think so Tim.
candle guy Scented Candle | Tomorrow Isn’t Promised Be A Hoe Today
candle guy Scented Candle | It’s Fine I’m Fine Everything Is Fine
candle guy Scented Candle | This Candle Smells Like My Two Weeks Notice
candle guy Scented Candle | My last nerve. Oh look, it’s on fire.
candle guy Scented Candle | Please don’t leave dead hookers in our bathroom.
candle guy Scented Candle | Rub it on me.
candle guy Scented Candle | Mom is out of service when lit.
candle guy Scented Candle | I don’t need a valentine. I need wine.
candle guy Scented Candle | This is my reading candle.
candle guy Scented Candle | Light me when the dog poops.
candle guy Scented Candle | Light me when the cat poops.
candle guy Scented Candle | Smells like not my fucking problem.
candle guy Scented Candle | Smells like dog fart.
candle guy Scented Candle | Light me when the cat farts.
candle guy Scented Candle | Light me when the dog farts.
candle guy Scented Candle | It’s wine o’clock
candle guy Scented Candle | Wine not?
candle guy Scented Candle | No time for Firlefanz
candle guy Scented Candle | If you don’t like queer get the fuck out of here
candle guy Scented Candle | Pray the straight away
candle guy Scented Candle | I – like – big – candles and I can not lie!
candle guy Scented Candle | Candle in my skin – these wounds they will not heal
candle guy Scented Candle | I feel betta with Lametta
candle guy Scented Candle | Moustache Candle Guy
candle guy Scented Candle | Moustache Schnurrrr
candle guy Scented Candle | Moustache Movember
candle guy Scented Candle | Moustache Moustache
candle guy Scented Candle | Moustache Pimmel
candle guy Scented Candle | Smells like cat piss.